What should a fair skinned individual say when some smart ass says, “Wow, you sure are pale!” Pale people get tired of hearing this repetitive observation, here are a few amusing comebacks you might enjoy.Vote and let us know what you think is the best answer from the list below.If you can think of an even better snarky comeback, leave a comment below.
How should a girl respond when someone says, ”You are such a gold digger!” Of course it depends who’s says it a hot guy or some girl, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best witty comeback.If you can think of an even better gold digger comeback, let us know and leave a comment below.
What can you say when you are about to get busy or just hanging out and someone blurts out ”Did you fart?” Of course it always depends who asks, but go ahead and vote for what you think is the best snarky comeback.
If you can think of a better comeback, let us know, and leave a comment.
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What can you say when someone blurts out ”You’re getting grey hair!” Of course it always depends who says it, but go ahead and vote for what you think is the best snarky comeback.
If you can think of a better comeback, let us know, and leave a comment.
For some reason, strangers feel comfortable making particularly outrageous comments to moms about their kids and parenting skills. It seems like no mother is immune from these intruders, who offer up their unwanted parenting advice to their unsuspecting victims.
These people may mean well, but if you get tired of it here are a few snappy comebacks.
What’s a good answer when a nagging girlfriend or some nosy person demands to know, “Where were you?“ Here are a few snarky comebacks that don’t actually give away where you were.
Have you ever spent time with somebody who gets all wound up over the smallest things? It is hard to be around an angry person who lashes out when they get upset, and can’t control themselves. The comebacks below will let the offender know they need to get their act together and calm down.
What’s a good answer when someone makes a critical comment, “You’re so disorganized!” Here are a few fun comebacks that might come in handy next time your trying to defend yourself. Let us know what you think is the best comeback.
Urban Dictionary describes a ginger as, “A human characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair.” Gingers are often stereotyped as not having a soul, having terrible tempers and stealing sun screen.. Here are a few snappy comebacks that gingers can use to shut people up.
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but when a friend is continually copying you it can be beyond annoying. If the copycat wants to try to emulate everything you do there is nothing you can do to stop them, but you might want to stop sharing what your next move is and distance yourself.
Here are few snappy comebacks to let them know that you are on to their copycat ways.
Have you ever met anyone who seems to be offended by every little thing? Being around someone who is easily offended is beyond annoying and can take the joy out of any social situation. If you get fed up with someone trying to control your language and speech and acting like they are superior and PC (politically correct), here are a few things you can say.
What to say to someone who gets offended easily
Dealing with someone who doesn’t have a sense of humor is no laughing matter. People who lack a sense of humour, or the ability to laugh at themselves, can be draining and suck the fun out of any situation. If you want to tell someone to lighten up, here are a few things you can say to get your point across.
My friends keep saying I have a crush on this guy in our high school who is really mean. I can’t stand the guy who I am accused of having a crush on and it really annoying. Now other kids, who are not my friend, are starting to say that I like this guy. HELP!
Anonymous, UK
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Hey Anonymous,
It must really wind you up when someone says you like him and you don’t. Here are a few things you can say to shut them all up. Be calm when you use the comebacks, by overreacting you will give the impression that you do like him.
Good luck!
Bryn
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Have you ever noticed that certain people accuse you of being selfish any time you refuse to do what they want? They give you a full on guilt trip, and try and push your buttons in order to manipulate you into changing your mind and serving their needs.
If you want to send a message that you are not interested in being manipulated, try using one of these snappy comebacks below.
These comebacks are also available in a printable format.
It’s kind of horrifying when people keep point out how skinny you are. Sure, you may be thin but do people really need to point it out all of the time? If you get tired of the annoying remarks, use one of our snappy comebacks below.
These comebacks are also available in a printable format.
There is nothing worse than someone who purposely winds you up and then tells you to calm down. When someone tells you to calm down it provokes a response, and generally not a nice one! Here are a few things you can say to the instigator to shut them up.
These comebacks are also available in a printable format.
If you like to speak your mind, at some point somebody will tell you off for being blunt. Being blunt is both a blessing and a curse, people may like your honesty when it’s positive but they might get a little annoyed when the feedbacks isn’t flattering. If people are complaining that you are too direct, try one of our clever comebacks.
These comebacks are also available in a printable format.
If somebody is always giving you a hard time, or has a different standard for certain people it can be beyond annoying. When you get tired of their BS, you may respond without your usual sparkly attitude. So instead, if someone tells you that you have a bad attitude, use one of our snappy comebacks below.
